Do vagina's smell?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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