I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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