Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize