Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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