In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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