Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
MIDGETS
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I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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