Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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