Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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