There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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