Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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