I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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