Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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