I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
A+ Viking dick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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