I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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