A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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