He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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