He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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