im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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