did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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