Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
