i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
That's when you crack a 10am beer
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
