My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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