Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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