Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
