it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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