I hate your face
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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