That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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