have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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