...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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