So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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