I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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