sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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