Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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