When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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