Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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