just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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