two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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