And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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