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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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