lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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