I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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