I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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