11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
