Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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