Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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