I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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