I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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