oh god the rape fog is back!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize