His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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