Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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