My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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