I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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