Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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