ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
